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Walk the Line
An Alexander County Deputy pulled a car over on I-57 about 2 miles north of
the Missouri State line. When the Deputy asked the driver why he was
speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was
on his way to Branson to do a show that night and didn't want to be late.
The deputy told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver
would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket. The
driver told the deputy that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and
didn't have anything to juggle. The deputy told him that he had some flares
in the trunk of his squad car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler
stated that he could, so the deputy got three flares, lit them and handed
them to the juggler.
While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the squad
car, a drunk got out and watched the performance briefly, he then went over
to the squad car, opened the rear door and got in. The deputy observed him
doing this and went over to his squad car, opened the door and asked the
drunk what he thought he was doing. The drunk replied, "Might as well throw
my butt in jail, there's no way in hell I can pass that test."
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